Cloud sleeping

The world is moving backwards. I'm sitting on a cloud looking down at it. I'm having a good time up there. As I see at how many points in time my history book is wrong.

Wonder how long it would take to see the whole universe go back in time to... Well, before it existed. How fast I would have to go to make it before I die.

Of course, it would also depend on how long my life is. But I still think it would be way to fast to actually get anything out of it. Except maybe a cool blurry mess of light and color.

I don't think I would be able to watch it all from a cloud though. It seems kind of... Against nature. But then again, watching the universes development backwards down to scratch seems kind of against nature too.

It would have been fun. For a little while. But I think I would have gotten tired of it eventually. Probably pretty quick. I have the attention span of a five year old.

When I was five I actually had a dream about sleeping on a cloud. Or maybe I really was sleeping on a cloud. I'm not really sure.

You know how sometimes, you wake up, and your not sure if your dream really was a dream or if it actually happened? Cause it seemed so real? I used to have many of them. Now I don't anymore.

Or... I think I don't. Maybe I do, and I just don't think I do, because I'm sure they are all reality. Oh well, I'll stand corrected sooner or later.


  "Alice"

Fast Five and On Stranger Tides

So I got off my butt to go see On Stranger Tides. I loved it, it had those awesome  Captain Jack Sparrow escapes, it had the crazy girl, and mad Captain Barbossa.

Now, I would still have liked it to have a bit more of Mr. Sparrow in it and some less... No, just the more part. It was shorter than the other movies.

I guess the drama between Will and Elizabeth in those movies makes the lenght. Not that I missed the drama. Well, maybe a bit. I would have liked to see their son a bit.

Maybe the next movie can have some more of him. That would have been good. Already excited, I really hope there will be a 5th.

Tonight, I'm going to see Fast and Furious five. I'm really excited for it! I mean, the movies, I looooove them. The only thing they are missing to level with Pirates is.. well.. a Captain Jack Sparrow.

So yeah, tonight too will be a good night, like the last two have been, but I'll probably be really tired tomorrow morning. Oh well, whatever. I'll survive.

  "Alice"

Positive Complaining

Lot's of complaining, in as few and positive words as possible;

Pirates of Caribbean had it's premiere last night.
I was in bed.

No school today.
I was in bed or on the couch watching TV.

Thermos with hot water next to my bed.
To keep my body running.

Ate nothing but candy and flatbread today.
Ate that only so I wouldn't starve to death.

Watched a LOT of tv today.
Nothing good was on.

I could keep going. But I'm sure you got the main point; I missed the premiere. So dissappointed. But here are some more good looking movies (and of course I'm gonna go see Pirates as soon as possible).

Thor: helloo, Norse God. I'm a freak for old religions, so this one chaught my attention.

Fast and Furious five: Gorgeous cars. Gorgeous men. And lots of action. Need I say more?

Hangover 2: Number one is on my list of best comedy's. Let's see if number two can keep up.

Kung Fu Panda 2: OMFG, A FU*KING PANDA IS DOING KUNG FU!!!

Friends with Benefits: They are friends. With benefits. The guy's a wuss. It's doomed to fail.

Harry Potter 7: The whole name is to bloody long to write, and Harry Potter say's it all anyways.

  "Alice"

Look at you

Wow. Look at you. That slick smile on your face, as you look over at me. Just throwing a quick look. You think I can't see you?

You think you're so amazing. Just sitting over there. Noticing me notice you. Waiting for the right moment to walk over here and spit out some clichè awesome comment. Maybe about how hot you are. Probably.

Look at you. You just love yourself don't you. And of course, you're convinced I want you too. Just like every other girl in here. But I'll tell you a secret. I'm not like every other girl in here.

See, I have a brain. And I'm naturally blonde, not fake-blonde, like those bimbos looking at you. I'm real, head to toe. I have standards. And here comes the bomb-drop. I don't want you.

See that guy in the corner? That's the one I want. See that guy I know I'll never get? Yeah, that's the one. He's got a girl. I don't know if she's good enough for him.

I know I'm not though. I like playing around with you. Making you think I want you sooooo bad. Making you want me even more. I love it. I love the way you look at me, talk to me, and how your hands "accidentally" slip up my top.

I also love the face you make as I walk away, making it obvious I was just playing around. And how all the other girls are looking jealous.

So look at you. That slick smile. Pretending you're not looking at me. Give it up. You don't stand a chance.


  "Alice"

In some years

 In some years I think you are going to run a taklshow. You're loud, have some (a huge lot) awesome comments to totally normal everyday stuff and complain about everything. And I think you'll have a boyfriend. But you're not having sex, cause you are nervous. You're not a virgin, but last time (also first time and with your last boyfriend) hurt like hell.

In some years I think you'll be studying. You're still not completely sure what you want. You still have your best friend, and still kind of ego, but slowly going back to being the caring self you used to. You have a sweet boyfriend, but I don't think he's the one.

In some years, you are free of your parents and don't ever wanna go back home. You're having an awesome time with school and study's far away from home, with tons of new friends who don't mind your difference. We're not at the same place, but we try to get together as much as possible. You enjoy being single and having a good time.

In some years, I think you are a lawyer or something high up like that. You are already married, to a stay-home dad of three sweet kids. He doesn't mind you being the boss, he loves it actually. You live simple compared to your money, and you are good at saving.

In some years, I think you have money problems. You're married to your boyfriend and baby daddy, but he doesn't have a job, and big trubble getting one. You're pregnant again. Your life is not on top.

In some years, you have moved out. Still a gamer, and you love not having our parents around. It's pretty much all you ever do. But you have learned that school is something that will take time to, and don't mind that time. You have a girlfriend. She may or may not be the one.

In some years, I'm studying. Having a good time, away from home and friends, no judgement, nobody cares. I'm living my life as farout as possible. Doing a good job with school of course. But it won't suck up all my time. I have a boyfriend. We'll last for some time, but we're not really that serious or worried about the future. Just living life in the moment.

  "Alice"

I really want that

I really want that.

I can beg. Get down on my knees. I can talk smooth and smile sweetly. Wrap you around my little finger.

You are going to do everything I want you to. You know I can. I'm in control. I know what I want, and I know exactly how to get it.


See, if I really want something. There's not a question. There's the I want, and I'm going to get. There's no price to high. I can get the prices where I want them.


I know how to make you love me. How to make you breed and live for me. I know how to make you beg for more. And get down on your knees.

It's not going to matter if I do it first, cause at the final punch, I will be in complete control. And you will do whatever I want you to.

You know I'm right. You know how to say no, and I'm sure you notice how I'm not used to that. I'll win. Wait and see. I always do.

If it takes a bit longer, that's ok. I'm only in it for the game. The harder it get's, the longer the game will last, and the longer I will stay.

Don't worry. It's not like I forget. Or like it doesn't matter. I'm just made for fun. Up til now, you are the most interesting.

They all fall so easily. It's like they have no clue what happens to them. And I can do the same again and again. Come and go as I want. They'll all be there when I come back.

Not so sure about you. That's what makes you more fun. You don't give in. Sometimes, you almost know how to push me around.

But I really want that. And I am going to get it.

  "Alice"

the bonus and the catch

There's a bonus and there's a catch:

The bonus is they belive you.
The catch is you have to keep up the lie.

The bonus is you can do what you want.
The catch is no one is going to help you.

The bonus is you get were you want to go.
The catch is those that don't, will hate you.

The bonus is you're awesome.
The catch is someone will be jealous.

The bonus is you got friends.
The catch is they're not real.

The bonus is you have money.
The catch is you'll get used.

The bonus is you're a good writer.
The catch is someone else really wants to be, but they're not.

The bonus is you have a computer.
The catch is, it's stuffed with virus.

The bonus is your BF/GF is awesome.
The catch is you forget your friends.

The bonus is your parents likes you.
The catch is they treat your siblings much worse.

The bonus is you really love that TV show.
The catch is, it's on at the same time as your mom's show.

My bonus is my life is as good as perfect.
My catch is how I hate seing my friends have problems, and how it somehow, no matter what I do, kicks me in the balls.

Well, as long as it makes them feel better. But I really don't think it does. So why do they do it?

  "Alice"

The limegreen frog with blue dots and the dragon

I love how my head keeps on running off in weird directions. Like, not literally, but my thoughts sometimes gets from one more or less sensible place and ends up in the weirdest place ever.

See, a little while ago a friend told me, we have to have a next life. Not because of religion or anything, simply because no energy is ever lost. So sooner or later, our energy has to come back in some other shape.

It made sense to me. It's really logical, by the laws of physics. Or something. And here's what I said:

If I have had ealier lives, I think I used to be a limegreen frog with blue dots. Cause animals and plants sort of have the same energy that humans have. So then, I could just as well have been a limegreen frog with blue dots as anything else.

As I explained this to my friend, she agreed. She also thinks I used to live in China, were I was found by a girl named Lee-Ann.

Now, while I was a limegreen frog with blue dots in China, loved by a little girl, she was a feared dragon. And one day the Dragon, my best friend, grilled the limegreen frog with blue dots, me, alive. And ate me.

Ofcourse, being a limegreen frog with blue dots, I was poisonous. Not deadly to something as big as a dragon, but really weakening. And Lee-Ann was so mad. So as the Dragon was weakened from my limegreen-frog-with-blue-dots-poison, she went ahead and kicked the dragons butt, killing it.

And her village thought she had superpowers, and then the whole country, her family became rich and greedy and ran the land which used to be where China is now to the ground.

Now, me being a little limegreen frog with blue dots, ofcourse my energy would move on to the next body quicker than the huuuuge dragon. (The dragon takes longer to rot...) So since those days, I've had many lives, and now me and my old murderer, the Dragon, are best friends. And all this (in case you want to look it up), actually did happen in China, 3000 years ago.

Or in me and my best friends heads. I'm not sure. Either way it's awesome, and I used to be a limegreen frog with blue dots that got burned to death by my best friend the Dragon.

  "Alice"

lollipop flowers

Sugar is one of the worlds biggest wonders. So sweet and good, and it can be used for so much. Yummy sweet candy, salads, bread, pizza nutella, so much.

I am a candy freak. I love the sweet taste of melting chocolate on my tongue, licking lollipops and trying to eat licorice without touching it.

And the colors! Lollipops in millions of different colors and patterns. Strawberry red, blueberry blue, polka twists, yellow lemon and lime green. Black and red. Everything at once.

Someday, I want to live in a house of ginger snaps, in a garden of lollipop-flowers and cotton candy trees and a chocolate river and live sour frogs and candy snakes.

Water that tastes like sweet cherry, the softest fruits growing all year around. Imagine if candy was healthy. If you didn't get sick or fat from it. If you got energy that lasted all day. If sweets were nothing but good for you.

I'm a freak for sweets. Cookie monster, lollipop lover, chocolate crazy, sugar freak.


  "Alice"

Month of May

For a start; I'm quite dissappointed by no one ever trying to guess the song, which was Broken - Lifehouse.

But as it goes, I'm in a really good mood today. I had a great day yesterday, and a good afternoon on Friday. And I have this constant tingeling in my belly. Like butterflies. For no apparent reason. But I like them.

I'm pretty sure this next week is going to be awesome. I just have this feeling, this is going to be a good time. And I'm going to make the best I possibly can out of it. So should you.

May is a good month for everybody, not only me. It's the beginning of summer, end of winter, beautiful. School is out soon, you can take some weeks of work. The sun is up and heat is in.

Light dresses and partying, swimming, the best time of the year is about to start. Enjoy it!

As for me, May celebration is starting right now. By cleaning my room. I'll make some time to write something really good tonight.


 "Alice"

Thursday:

I feel... dead. Yet really happy. Kind of and odd mix, not sure if I like it or not. I really want my bed though, way  to little sleep lately.

New game, just for fun; every thursday I'm gonna post lyrics from a song, and it's your job to figure out what song. So here it comes:

And I am here still waiting, though I still have my doubts.

Good luck. I know what song it is.

So as I said, I'm really tired. Now I'm gonna try not to fail anything and actually get some very much needed sleep before tomorrow. Good idea? Yes.

  "Alice"

The summer of my life

Light is shining on me, sitting in my darkness, music in my ears. This is the life.

I watch my friends smile, there's no drama, nothing to worry about, nothing I have to do. My room is a mess, and I'm relaxing in bed.

Pictures remind me of fun times. Music put weird situations in my head. Texts, thing I wrote years ago. I'm starting to think, my life is getting better and better. It's a long way down, but I'm only going up.

I do nothing more than I absolutely have to, and I get by just fine like this. I take my time for me, to relax, watch stupid TV and shop crap for money I was gonna spend on something I actually need.

I love how the sun shines whenever I step outside. I love the colorful flowers, the blue sky. Green grass. The smells and sounds of summer.

My room starts to lighten up even before I go to bed at 5 am, with an open window, and birds keeping me awake. Wind in the trees. So calm.

I'm slowly getting somewhere in some of my books. I have so many unread, this summer will be the time to read them. This summer is when I get new books, after having read all of them.

And this summer will be when I have the most fun. When I laugh more, hand out with friends more, lie in the sun more, and meet a guy I actually like for longer than two weeks.

This will be the summer of my life.


  "Alice"

Control

Time is up. Now is the moment. The one I've been waiting for. This is it.

I have to make it. Jump. The long way down. But I'm not gonna fall. I know this crack. It's not the first time I jumped it.

I'm gonna make it, no doubt. And when it's behind me, I'll know for sure. I know already, this is the time. Now is when it has to be.

If it was my choice. I still think it would have been now. I am ready. I feel confident. I know I'm gonna get it right. I'm so sure, this is the right time.

I'm not scared. I think, if it was someone else, they would have been. But I'm not. I'm so sure. This is my field. And I'm gonna ace this test.

I feel so free. Knowing this is me. What I'm meant to do. Who I'm meant to be. It's so relaxing, to be so sure, there's nothing else.

I feel calm, completed. I know where I'm going. I know what I'm doing. For the first time ever. I'm so sure. I know. It feels good.

And I'm in control.

  "Alice"

Friends

As life is running away, I watch good moments pass and become memories, and the bad moments pass to become hunting nightmares.

Time comes and goes, and compared to eternity, we are nothing. But compared to ourselves, we are everything. We can remember yesterday like it happened years ago, or what happened years ago like it was yesterday.

We can make new friends and feel like we've known them forever, and wonder who the people we've known since first grade really are. We lose some and gain some.

And as my life is passing me by moment by moment, I love knowing this life is only mine to do with as I want. No one will ever have a life just like mine. It's special, different. 

And so am I. As I watch my friends grow up to love me or hate me. Some to be popular, some to be fun, some to be crazy. 

As I grow up, I don't know who is real and who's fake. My heart is a cold stone, and I really couldn't care less. As I hate the one who hurts my best friends, I know, if they dropped me, I wouldn't be hurt. 

I would be dissappointed. Yet, I think, not so suprised by all. And I know they'd be back. Not because I'm awesome or because they need me or anything like that. But because of those memories and nightmares.

Friendship is forever. I could never cut any of my friends out. Even if they cut me out first.

  "Alice"

On Stranger Tides

Oh what a wonderful life. Hunted by everyone, yet loved by more. Sailing the seas forever, looking for hidden treasures. Fighting with swords, being crazy, drinking rum and having fun. Having a crew. Someone to do everything they are told. And a cool one too!

The glory of being Captain Jack Sparrow. Yeah, I love Pirates. And Sparrow is the Pirate above Pirates. With his inzane jibberish, the odd way he walks and runs, not to mention he's ingenious ways of getting his way. Gotta love that.

I did love the three first Pirates of the Caribbean movies. But there was something about them that I didn't like. And as much as I like both Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom, the drama was so annoying.

So I'm really looking foreward to the next one comming, where the only drama will be the childish quarrel between Captain Sparrow and Captain Barbossa. Lovely!

I have always said that Jack makes the movies. There would have been no success to the movies, if not for the perfectly played role of Crazy Jack. Johnny Depp really is the best actor I know. He know how to do everything! And of course if doesn't hurt that he's really good looking.


So to the point; can't wait for On Stranger Tides!!

  "Alice"

Pointless point

The point of pointless points are simple. They are pointless. Therefore there's really no point in making pointless points. Except that they are pointless. Which means that "pointless" actually means "one point" (that it's pointless) and not "no point".

Which kind of takes away the point of pointless points. You know, since pointless points are suppose to be.. pointless. And now they are not anymore. Because they have a point. That they are pointless.

So back to the point of pointless points, I don't think it is that they are pointless, but that people think of them as pointless. Cause I don't really think any points can be pointless. Whatever pointless point you say, you can find some kind of point in it. So then it's not really pointless.

Yet we call it a pointless point. I think it's because we find it pointless as it has nothing to do with what we ourselves care about. Cause the truth is, we are really selfish. So what does have a point to someone, may be pointless to us. Or have no point to us, I should say. So we call it pointless, even though it's not to someone else.

I do think that the point of pointless points are that it passes time. It makes people smile and laugh, call others stupid (there's the selfishness again) and it passes time. That's the whole point of pointless points. It brightens up someone's day. And that gives the completely pointless point, a huge value.


It gives the pointless point a valuable point, I should say.

  "Alice"

Tomorrow

Tomorrow I'm gonna;

Put a smile on my face as I jump out of bed way to early and really tired.

Love the feeling of hot water running down my body in the shower.

Eat a good, healthy breakfast.

Dream a good dream while sleeping on the bus. 

Actually concentrate in class.

Have fun driving around town and not run anyone down or get annoyed with my teacher.

Try to not spend to much money on food I don't need.

Spend my free-time working.

Get to class on time.

Go shopping for my sister's birthday present.

Listen to way to loud music on the bus home.

Not go to sleep the second I get back home, even though I'm gonna really want to.

Not go sit by the TV the second I get home just cause I promised my self (and the world) I wouldn't sleep.

Do some of the work I was supposed to do today, and yesterday, and the day before that.

Blog, something long and funny with no point what so ever. And with lots off pictures that has nothing to do with what I'm writing about.

Not complain about anything.

Go to bed (and actually sleep) early.

And just in general have one pretty amazing day. And I wish you the same! 

  "Alice"

You better love me

I walk up the street proud of who I am, yeah, you better love me. Cause all I am, and all I do, you know it's for you. And I walk around town, they stare when I pass, and they better love me. And they don't.

But you, you know me! You aint gonna get away with walking around like that. Calling me cheap and stupid. Telling me I changed.

Hell yeah I changed! I stopped being your little brat! And you know I'd still do anything for you, but you're not you anymore!

What happened to you? I still know you as well as anyone does. I know who you've become. I still know you better than anyone does. And you think you can get away with that? Hell no.

You come to me, and complain about my fucking change, when you're you again. When you don't judge anymore. When you remember, who you hate and who you love. When you're no longer Miss Popular.

You never liked those people. You never cared 'bout what they said. They could never change your opinion. So what happened? What made them so bloody much better than me?

What made you choose the cool kids over your best friend? The one that knew you for as long as either of us can remember. What happened to me?

Now I'm not good enough for you anymore. I need to change. Because you don't want to have to listen to them calling me names. And you agree with them. So do I.

But I don't fucking care what they think. They can walk around calling me whatever they want! And they say they are your friends. But they don't know how much I do for you. How much I give up. And they don't like me.

And now you're their brat! I don't care who you hang with. I don't care 'bout what you do. That's not my bloody problem. So get it into your head. If you have a problem with me, walk away.

I can take it. I'll be here when you come back. Cause you will. I know you. Sooner or later, it'll all come crashing down on your head. I'll be here.


But I'm not gonna take this crap. I'll listen. And pretend to care. But don't expect me to change. This is me. And you better love me.

  "Alice"

I wish

 Every night I lie in bed and think about you. Every night I lose hours of sleep, because you invade my mind. And I wish you were here, lieing in bed next to me, holding me. Every morning, when I wake up, I wish, when I open my eyes, I'll see you.

You occupy my dreams. Always. I think about you always. I can't concentrate. Imagine you and me together. Noone else around. Just us. I wish.

The two of us, must be meant to be. I long for you, every wake moment I long for your touch. Every night, you're all I want. And more. I need you. 

I wish. Even as I sit here, I wish. Maybe you'd text me. Maybe, if I wish more. If I'm enough. If I could be to you, what you are to me. I wish I was.

I wish I am. I hope I am. Then we can be together. Then my dreams will come true. Then I would no longer lie awake at night, wishing you were there, holding me. Cause you would be. And I would be happy. I wish I was.

I love the way my skin crawls when you look at me. The way I shiver when we touch. I love how I can't get you out of my head, even when I try. And how my heart starts beating faster, just thinking about you.

And me. You and me. It feels good. It feels amazing. And I love it. And I wish. I want. I hope. I need.

See me. Good. Now come get me. Now. You and me. We could happen. We can. And we will. I wish. Because I want. I need us to happen. So I won't lie awake every night, wishing you were there holding me. So I wouldn't wake up every morning wishing you were there when I open my eyes, when really, I know you won't be.

So I could know, you belong to me. I want. And I need to know. I need you. And I wish. I wish you were already mine. 

And I wish, every night when I think about you, that you think about me to. Then some day, maybe, there will be a you and me. Then maybe, my wish will come true. 

I wish. Because I need. And I want. All my hope. Some day. Some day, you'll be mine.

  "Alice"

ERROR

Apolegizing for running away (...), I just had to block myself completely away from everything for a little while. No facebook, phone, twitter, blog, skype, msn, nothing. And I did get through a cuple of the books I've been working on (and not opened) for the last few months. 

This easter, until now, I have done pretty much nothing but read and clean. I got about 100 pounds in Smiley Green (that's my saving frog), and in 10 days, I will get another 100 to feed him with. I finally got the stuff I've been missing from my last trip abroad. I found some cool old stuff while cleaning. 

But best of all; at this exact moment, I don't have any overwhelming drama to complain about! This is just awesome. 

Also, I am at this moment really tired. I barely slept at all last night. But that's ok, cause then I'll (hopefully) get my days back on track. Like, not go to sleep at 6 in the morning, and wake up at 4 in the evening. Unless my mom wakes me, in which case I'll walk around half asleep all day. And not get anything done.

Does sound like me. I like me. (Bragging-moment) I'm always completely relaxed. I never stress out. I get annoyed, but it doesn't bother me. I get pissed, and I don't let it out on anyone else (except maybe my wall). I don't care if my friend starts dating my ex, or if someone calls me names. I'm so the opposite of a dramaqueen. 

Don't get me wrong here. I'm not the person to get on the wrong side of. Hurt my friends, and you're lucky if you don't get to see tomorrow, cause if you do, tomorrow's gonna be worse than hell. Ending up in the Devils personal torture chamber would be like a Holiday in the Sun. 

Problem would be it hurting you would hurt my friends to. ERROR ERROR SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE. Yeah, that's what's gonna happen. To me that is. ERROR ERROR YOUR HEART IS TRYING TO BURN IT'S WAY OUT OF YOUR CHEST. Awesome.

Talking of Errors, I've found facebook quite interesting lately. You know, all the
deleting your breasts - error, file is to big

deleting your brain - error, file does not exist

deleting our friendship - error, file to deep

They are kind of cool. I like them.

What I don't like is all the

OMG, stop doing/saying that, it can sound racist/mean/whatever, you can hurt someone

And that whole bunch of crap when it's something as cute as

if you have a sister or brother on facebook, and think you are better than them, put this on your status, if they don't comment within 10 minutes they agree

  "Alice"

Deleting love - error, file broken. Awwww <'3

Deleting you - error, file has to much body-fat. Hahahaaa

Deleting my butt - CANCEL! I love it to much

Deleting all our bad memories - error, file does not exist

Deleting good music from the world - error, file in use. (It's me)

Deleting bad music from the world - error, file in use. Really? your taste sucks

Deleting fun from the world - error, file already removed

Deleting me - CANCEL! (what, this time it wasn't me!)

Deleting you - error, file to smart, pretty,awesome, cool, hot, beautiful, good, so on and on and ooooon

Deleting the world - error, already deleting. 

Deleting your addiction - 100% removed. (yeeey)

Deleting my addiction to you - error, file to big. (NOOOOO! )= )

Deleting Alices World - error, file not found. (Hmm... Oh I know)

Deleting my imagination - error, file to crazy. (Well, maybe I don't)

Deleting my rudeness - error, file to old

Deleting my childishness - error, file is playing hide and seek and is impossible to find. (I kick ass)

Deleting your lovers - error, to many files

Deleting cookies from the Cookie Monsters life - error, IT'S THE FU*KING COOKIE MONSTER!!!

Accessing your heart - error, file not found. (what did you do, cut it out of your chest?)

Accessing my heart - error, file not found. (... *Angel look*)

Accessing our love - error, file deleted.

Accessing my imagination - WARNING: this file may contain inappropriate content, are you sure you want to continiue?

    yes - WARNING: you may get lost and never get out, are you sure you want to continiue?

    yes - WARNING: accessing this file may lead to permanent brain damage or other disability, are you sure you want to continiue?

    YES - WARNING: you are entering this file at own risk, are you absolutely completely sure you want to continiue?

    YES! - file accessed, good luck.... loser

Accessing your pants - error, file to big

Accessing your bed - error, bed taken by some random dude and your girlfriend. Sorry.

Accessing my sleep - 92%, to finish you need to close all running programs